Stealth Frogging

What is Stealth Frogging? It's just the usual frogging, but with one important difference. You can't see the frogs! Nor the co-ordination with the Ninja Killer Butterfly Squad.

Note the "Scrawn Spice" t-shirt.

Stealth Frogging only begins to get interesting when you're 60+ years old. That's pretty young for any kind of ponding! The really good Stealth Froggers are in their 80s. That's why, if you look above, you'll see me, the pond, but not the frogs. A real Stealth Frogger wouldn't reveal anything. So dispite a few grey hairs, I've still got a few years of training to do.

All I can do is spot. That takes up to 30 years to learn, and no less than 20, so I still have about 10 years of training before I can do anything with the frogs.

Not to be confused with Vague Frogging.