My Funeral


Here are a few thoughts on my funeral.

People
Friends and family, obviously.
No crying, please. In fact, a few jokes and plenty of laughter would be perfect.
Music
To be played briefly as people (see above) leave.
Suggestions include:
A theme may be emerging here...Ok, try these instead: Yeah, Hendrix. But make it the Godley and Creme...I love the gag.
Clothes
Nothing black. I love the colour, and some people look great dressed in black, but bright colours would be a pleasant change - even if I'm not there to appreciate it. Still, if I could have everything, then I wouldn't be dead, would I?


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