Boris Johnson

Just how stupid is he?


Not to be confused with the hero of Norman Spinrad's novel, Agent of Chaos, the "folds-of-skin bulimic idiot manchild Boris Johnson" once stood in the 1997 election as the Conservative candidate for Clwyd South, and is now editor of The Spectator. He regularly appears on TV and radio to make a complete arse of himself.

Less articulate than High Grant wearing a blond wig.


Born: 19-Jun-64
Family: Married Marina, Two children
Education: Eton College (King's Scholar) Balliol College, Oxford
Non-political career: Former President, Oxford Union Founding Partner, Woodhouse Ceramics 1988- Former Reporter, The Times Political Columnist, Spectator 1994-95 Assistant Editor, Daily Telegraph
Political career: Worked for William Waldegrave on campaign to abolish GLC


"Carpenters. What do they know about beds?"
Boris Johnson